The Official Fandom Wanker Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about fandom wankers, REAL FANDOM WANKERS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Reeve and I can't stop thinking about fandom wankers.  These chicks are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Fandom wankers are mammals.

2.    Fandom wankers wank ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the fandom wanker is to flip out and kill people who disagree with them.

Weapons and gear:

Fandom wanker literature                   Fandom wanker stars   

Fandom wanker outfits

Testimonial:

Fandom wankers can wank about anyone they want!  Fandom wankers cut you off mid-sentence ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These chicks are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this fandom wanker who was talking with some strangers at a diner.  And when some dude disagreed with her, the fandom wanker killed the whole town.  My friend Misty said that she saw a fandom wanker totally uppercut some kid just because the kid supported a canon pairing.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that fandom wankers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Fandom wankers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These chicks are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Fandom wankers are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to go to that con next year.  I love fandom wankers with all of my body (including my [hive] vagina).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about fandom wankers?

A: Fandom wankers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, fandom wankers must protect their own egos.

Q: I heard that fandom wankers are always cruel or mean, exactly like the girls I knew in high school.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, fandom wankers can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What are your thoughts on yaoi do fandom wankers do when they're not flaming people online or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent writing fanfics, but sometime they stab.  (Ask Misty if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Misty showing off.

She's an anime character and is so totally done with puberty,

which is bragable.

Based off of the original, at realultimatepower.net. For more information about fandom wankers, please visit this site.

This page brought to you by The Blue Shinra Project, February 2006.