(note: to the tune of Vanilla Ice's classic, "Ice Ice Baby")

Yo, Vincent Valentine, let's kick it!

Strife Strife Baby, Strife Strife Baby

All right step, into Kalm's Inn and listen
Sephiroth's back and it's him I'm dissin'
Jenova grabs ahold of him tightly
We gotta follow Sephiroth daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, watch my Mako eyes glow
To the extreme, am I Cloud or am I Zack?
I'm really not sure, gotta get my life back
Dance, with Aeris in Event Square
She meets the Masamune and it's off to Seph's lair
Deadly, when I bust the Omnislash
Slicing through those dark-suited Turks in a flash
Vincent, and Yuffie, Cait, Red and Cid
Tifa, and Barret, don't mess with us, kid!
If there's a loophole, a flashback will solve it
Check out the hook while Vincent revolves it

Strife Strife Baby. Yeah he's Cloud Strife Strife Baby

On, that day five years ago
Sephy went crazy and I had to fly solo
Quick to the point of my story, no fakin'
Nibelheim fried like eggs and bacon
Nanaki joins our crew and we haul tail
Bust out the World Map, we're following Seph's trail
And Shinra, follow us out West
We hit North Corel, Gold Saucer, and the rest
Rollin' in my buggy car
Over rivers and deserts we can go far
The Shinra's on standby, attacking as we drove by
Did you stop? Yeah, now they've gone bye-bye
Cosmo- to see great Bugenhagen
Rocket Town- Venus Gospel from the old man
Wutai- our Materia's stolen
Search for Yuffie, find Corneo!
Tifa's hot with her short little skirt on
Get to the Crater, the battle's nearly won
Jealous, 'cause victory's mine
Seph with the Supernova, Cloud with the Time
Materia, 'cause you know I'm gonna stop you
Destroy the Planet? No way, we'll block you
Gunshots rang out like a bell
Vincent transforms, Chaos reigns like hell
Rollin' out the crater real fast
Climb into the Highwind, slam on the gas!
Disaster is imminent, Midgar getting ripped
But the light from the Planet keeps its grip
Holy's on the scene, you know what I mean
Meteor watch out, 'cause here comes the Lifestream
If there was a loophole, a flashback will solve it
Check out the hooks while Vincent revolves it

Strife Strife Baby. Yeah he's Cloud Strife Strife Baby

Take heed, 'cause I'm a Buster Sword poet
Midgar's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
Hot town, built by Reeve under Shinra's crown
Gonna blow up their reactors till they're holes in the ground
AVALANCHE makes the Mako spill
Sector 7 falls and things get ill
Jenova's an Ancient, what a helluva concept
Hojo makes it hype, and Shinra wants to step
With this. Sephy clones on my blade
Yuffie is a ninja who slices like a razor blade
So fast. Other heroes say "Damn!"
If Mako was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to take revenge
On Aeris, Nibelheim, and many lost friends
If there's a loophole, Sakaguchi will solve it
Check out the hook while Vincent revolves it

Strife Strife Baby. Yeah he's Cloud Strife Strife Baby

Yo, we outta here. Word to Elmyra!

Strife Strife Baby too bold too bold. Strife Strife Baby too bold too bold

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Third Version Completed January 2002 | Copyright 2001-2002, Reeve.